Homeless Guy
 

I was walking down the street when a particularly shabby looking homeless person accosted me. The homeless guy asked me for a couple of bucks for dinner.

I took out ten dollars and asked him, "If I give you this money will you buy beer with it, instead of food?”

The homeless guy replied, "No, I had to stop drinking years ago".

"If I give you this money, will you spend it on archery supplies instead of food?" I asked.

The homeless guy replied, "No, I haven’t shot a bow in 20 years".

"If I give you this money, will you spend it on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" I asked.

The homeless guy replied, "What kind of skank could I get for a lousy ten bucks"?

"Well I said, I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific home cooked dinner, prepared by my wife.

The homeless guy was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

I replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like that's given up drinking beer, having sex and shooting bows".


:lol It was obviously modified from some other version for the archery part.... but could be easily modified again for something more amusing. :)

oldie but goodie :p

Enuf said
 

Truth in advertising

^^^ HAHAHAHAHA ive seen that before. if i become a hobo thats gonna be my sign. that or the one that says "famaily killed by ninja's, need money for krate lessons"

haha, need to show my girlfriend that