Sunday Morning

[komodo]

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had
just passed away, Katie went straight to her
grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old
grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how
her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, "He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning." Horrified,
Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly
100 years old having sex would surely be asking
for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied
granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced
age, we figured out the best time to do it was
when the church bells would start to ring. It
was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and
even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the
Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe
away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive
if that friggin' ice cream truck hadn't come along."

[Chris]

figures. oldie but goodie.