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09-25-2005, 03:25 PM
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at the opera
at the opera one night, a man spots a fine upper class woman and aproaches her "ma'am would you sleep with me for a million dollars" the woman responds "i just may" he then askes. "would you sleep with me for 50$?" the woman, obviously upset says " WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM!?" to wich the man responds. "ma'am, we already established what you are, right now were haggeling over the price"
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You know your a drunkard if you... Think box wine is great; eagerly awaiting box whiskey. Quote:
Bet I can drive faster than you can Come on Hoss, let's have some fun Go on shoot me with your radar gun You look bored and I sure am Catch me if you can. |
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09-25-2005, 03:31 PM
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Haha, saw that one coming, still funny though.  OT: I've been meaning to ask, what's up with your signature?
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09-25-2005, 04:11 PM
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dont worry im not goin anywhere after the sweep last week. i put that in when i was pissed. and iv yet to find anything funny enough to replace it. il do that now ( procrastinating on the HW)
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