The Laws of a Ricer

[Rooz]

Originally Posted by xsperf

lol, i didnt read through the whole thing, but let me add one

#159: your rotors can fit in your exhaust tip, you may be able to shove your pinky finger in your exhaust pipe

How about this one

Originally Posted by Harry

Law#149-When you can shoot a grapefruit from your exhaust tip

[sbcBMW305v8]

here are some things ricers do here

1. paint the hood black so 100 yards away it looks like carbon fiber

2. take the head light out for their cold air intake

complain they cant get traction ummm duhhh durka durka
its a front wheel drive car so when you hit the gas all the weight goes to the back then the wheels spin

3. ooo ya putting wheelie bars on a front wheel drive

thank god we have hondas because they are way to easy to make fun of

[c1apton]

Originally Posted by xsperf

lol, i didnt read through the whole thing, but let me add one

#159: your rotors can fit in your exhaust tip, you may be able to shove your pinky finger in your exhaust pipe

You mean like this...

[xsperf]

^^haha, are those all real? talk about no back pressure!

[mullethunter3]

i have a friend who used to own a Mustnag GT, and he actually did performance mods to it... then he sold it and bought a prelude.

-he then proceeded to tell me about the glories of a vtec, and how it was better than vanos (after i explained to him what vanos was)
-he then told me that the vtec was like a turbo
-then he told me that the reason that BMWs were so expensive was because of they had to be shipped from germany. (last time i was over there, they were the exact same price range)

then he sold that car after some serious "mods" (lights, subs, blue paint accents...) and bought a 3000gt vr-4. like i care.

-he tells me that mitsubishi's are better made than bmw's and they don't break as often. (he told me this as he was getting his oil cooler pump fixed.... $2800. two weeks later his a/c broke, another $1400 fix)
-he also tries to get me to care about all-wheel drive and all-wheel steering. and told me that he would "take me in the twisties". (that feature was actually in automobile mag's 20th anniversary edition as being in the top 20 worst things ever invented for the automobile.)


as a side note to how "right" he thinks he is... he told me that a 2 foot cubic box's dimensions would be 2' x 2' x 2'. yeah

[RSF5]

Originally Posted by mullethunter3

-then he told me that the reason that BMWs were so expensive was because of they had to be shipped from germany. (last time i was over there, they were the exact same price range)

Hahahahaha man what an idiot, My cousin was talking to my dad and his dad and he said "Oh man BMW lost all these Z4s on this container ship from Germany. Now they won't be able to release them on time!" and my dad said "Yeah well thats weird because they make Z4s in a plant in South Carolina."

Just to give you an idea of how smart my cousin is he has been in college 11 years and is an undergrad......still, he claims it is because he is smarter than all his professors, and were just like "surrrrrre...."

[c1apton]

Originally Posted by mullethunter3

as a side note to how "right" he thinks he is... he told me that a 2 foot cubic box's dimensions would be 2' x 2' x 2'. yeah

Now I know who the genuis who did this is:

[celsdogg]

^^^

[xsperf]

^^rofl, its the prelude(gaylude/gaydude) that screwed him up, he was fine with the mustang then his IQ started dropping, haha

[pj69pl]

Law#120-You join CLUBRSX , not to goof on them, but because you actually think they are fast

i think ima do that for fun :]