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Comedy Collection Post up anything funny you find online here. Could be flash videos, amusing websites, text jokes, anything.
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop".
A blonde and a Brunette are in an elevator. Some guy gets on, stays in the elevator for a floor or two then gets off. When the guy leaves the Brunette says "wow, that guy was really hot but he could definetly use some Head and Shoulders"
The Blone replies "I know how to give head, but how do you give shoulders" :P
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04-24-2005, 02:41 PM
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