Investing for your Retirement

[komodo]

INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1, 000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminium recycling REFUND, you would have had $82.80.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

[Hoppy]

kegs my good man, kegs provide a better return

[Red_Rocket]

lets have a keger

[Nattles]

haha!!!

[TerryY]

Sounds like most of the Retirement programs I have been involved with

[xsperf]

Originally Posted by komodo

INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1, 000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminium recycling REFUND, you would have had $82.80.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

heh, i do neither

[Red_Rocket]

smartie

[devinwwu]

told you my drinking habit would pay off!

(time to crack open another one) and you tihnk im joking haha

aww crap this is David i forgot to log devo out! what a bitch!

anyways **drinks beer and listens to metallica "one"**

[witeshark]

Truly amazing!

[komodo]

Think this should be moved to comedy, since it's joke'ish?

[Spieluhr]

that is fuckin awesome. just goes to show you how beneficial drinking is!

[Dudesky]

Jeez . . if I'd known this 20yrs ago