A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits.
She's so desperate the she decides to ask God for help.
She begins to pray..." God please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to loss my house as well. please let me win the Lotto."
Lotto nights comes, and somebody else wins it.
She again prays..."God, please let me win the Lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.""
Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays.
My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business,my house and my car. My children are staving. I don't often ask you for help, and have always been good servant to You. Please let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order.""
SUDDENLY THERE IS A BLINDING FLASH AS THE HEAVENS OPEN.
THE BLONDE IS OVERWHELMED BY THE VOICE OF GOD HIM SELF
" SWEETHEART, WORK WITH ME ON THIS ONE.... BUY A TICKET.'