I've Been Scammed! - United Bimmer Community

**komodo** · 08-13-2005, 12:03 AM

An email that's been going around... hehe

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Police today warned all men to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called " Beer" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere. "Beer" is used by female predators to persuade hapless male victims to go home with them. Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these " Beers" and then ask him home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders most men helpless.

After several " Beers," men will have sex with even unattractive women.

Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened. Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in a scam called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once " Beer" is administered. Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you, or some man you know, have fallen victim to this insidious " Beer" and the predatory women who administer it, rest assured: male support groups exist in every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

witeshark · 08-13-2005, 12:06 AM

Awe! Beer? And I thought it was an internet *deal*

**Hoppy** · 08-13-2005, 12:07 AM

haha iv read that. luckely i only drink whiskey... that may be why i dont get chicks

**komodo** · 08-13-2005, 12:14 AM

*oops, this should be in comedy, moves*

**Spieluhr** · 08-13-2005, 02:16 AM

haha
nice

**e30boarder** · 08-13-2005, 02:54 AM

yeah... i like beer... i dont like hangovers though

**Chris** · 08-13-2005, 03:26 AM

i don't think i've ever had a hangover. i did wake up drunk once though. i went to bed for four hours and woke up and was still legally drunk (the hosts parents made us blow legal on their breathalizer before we could leave, but whatever, because they bought us alcohol and let us drink it. we just checked the car keys at the door). and i can't puke, which sucks, because i hear its not as bad once you puke. but NOOO i have to be the one that can't puke.

**htp.bmw** · 08-13-2005, 01:22 PM

thats when the saying comes in "ive never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but ive woke up with plenty"

witeshark · 08-14-2005, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by htp.bmw

thats when the saying comes in "ive never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but ive woke up with plenty"

Got that right!

**munichman** · 08-17-2005, 09:36 PM

isnt there a willie nelson song like i went to bed at 3 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 3?

nick_318is · 08-18-2005, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by chrisdoesntknow

i don't think i've ever had a hangover. i did wake up drunk once though. i went to bed for four hours and woke up and was still legally drunk (the hosts parents made us blow legal on their breathalizer before we could leave, but whatever, because they bought us alcohol and let us drink it. we just checked the car keys at the door). and i can't puke, which sucks, because i hear its not as bad once you puke. but NOOO i have to be the one that can't puke.

Haven't had enough booze then if your not puking, sooner or later it will happen. But those are some cool parents to let you do that, reminds me of my buds kegger a couple weeks ago his parents were out playing beer pong with us and everything. Oh and about the puking the only way to do it is to puke and rally, get it out and just start drinking again.