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Old 08-07-2005, 11:00 PM   #1
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Found this funny

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Old 08-07-2005, 11:04 PM   #2
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Moderatley funny, mostlye stupid as f*ck. Like that dude has gotta be like 19-20 easy, trying to find a 99 skyline.
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Old 08-07-2005, 11:10 PM   #3
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Old 08-07-2005, 11:16 PM   #5
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i want an R34 GT-R ... it would serve as good storage space for my junk in my room... just kidding, R34's are sexy as hell... and awesome performers
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no, i think that kid is like 10, he asks how much they go for then he says "sorry i didnt see the 8,000" and then he complains that he cant find any for 8 grand
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Old 08-08-2005, 12:19 AM   #7
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its amazing that there are R34's in the US. there not supposed to be legally imported into Canada or the US until they are al least 15 years old,
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you can legally import them directly to the Us if you can put up the cash. there's a company in CA that will do it. i've seen a couple R34's around ATL. one purple one that i called harry up right away and spazzed about, and another one the was black with blue body kit that was possibly the most awesome machine i've seen in real life. you shoulda heard this mother spool up on 285.
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