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Old 07-31-2005, 08:18 PM   #1
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Sheriff's car

Sheriff's car

The Kern County, California, Sheriff's Department orders plain white
patrol units and has the graphics applied locally. In this case, what
they ordered was not quite what they got.

This car was driven for 1 week before an officer noticed what the graphics company employee did on the passenger side of the car. The employee did this on his last day working for the graphics company before he retired.

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Old 07-31-2005, 09:29 PM   #2
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i kinda doubt that is true, b/c i mean seriously, how could he not notice?
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Old 07-31-2005, 09:42 PM   #3
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haha, iv seen that b4, funny
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Old 07-31-2005, 10:02 PM   #4
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That is so hysterical!
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Old 07-31-2005, 10:11 PM   #5
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pretty funny but looks Psed
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Old 08-02-2005, 12:14 AM   #6
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I agree. Amusing, but I'm betting on a PS.
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Old 08-02-2005, 12:29 PM   #7
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that would be awesome if it was real.
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Old 08-02-2005, 09:55 PM   #8
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haha well kick your ass!
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Old 08-03-2005, 12:36 PM   #9
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haha i hope its not PS'd
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Old 08-03-2005, 11:37 PM   #10
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look closely at the word sherrif, the whole area is all pixelated
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Old 08-04-2005, 12:58 PM   #11
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yea its ps ^^ you can definatley see the pixalated area but it is funny. I wonder what the penalty for the guy would have been
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Old 08-05-2005, 11:43 AM   #12
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it's funny!!!
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it would probably be about the same punishment of what harry and i would have got if we went through with our ideas for senior pranks.
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