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Old 07-25-2005, 12:23 AM   #1
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Science Class Animals

In science class, the teacher says:

-Children, pay attention to tonight's homework.You will have to research the natural habitat of all 30 animals on page 315 of the book. You will have to tell me their country of origin, their natural predators, their main source of food and write a report on each one of them. While we are at it let's do a quick pop quiz. Jenny, what do we get from a sheep?

- Wool, ma'am.

- Correct... Lisa, what do we get from a chicken?

- Eggs, ma'am.

- Correct... Jonny, what do we get from a cow?

- Homework.
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