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06-20-2005, 01:33 PM
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nag, nag, nag
Q: It's time to get up! A: I just got up yesterday... A: Tell Morning to come back later. A: I'll rise, but I won't shine. A: I just need five more hours. A: Call work, tell them I died. Q: If all the other kids jump off a bridge, will you? A: That depends, will it mess up my hair? A: Sure, maybe I'll land on a fat kid. A: As long as the lines not too long. A: No, I'd rather jump off a building. A: I think you can do that at Disney World. Q: How many times do I have to tell you this? A: Don't stop now, you're getting close to the record! A: If I guess right, do I get a prize? A: I can't tell, I need a calculator. A: 250, Give or takes a million. A: I don't know, we haven't studied that in math class. |
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06-20-2005, 01:40 PM
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06-20-2005, 09:49 PM
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lol, now i wish i could remember all of those
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06-20-2005, 09:52 PM
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just a second, let me get pen and paper..... lol
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06-21-2005, 01:12 AM
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06-21-2005, 11:12 PM
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i love the jumping off a brige one.
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06-22-2005, 02:00 AM
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"call work, tell them I died" CLASSIC
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06-22-2005, 11:38 AM
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I just got up yesterday haha
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