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Old 06-16-2005, 01:45 PM   #16
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I have all 10 movies.

Somehow I feel like I shouldn't reveal that
Hahaha. *bows*
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Old 06-16-2005, 01:46 PM   #17
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Touche.

I'm half tempted to change your user title to like "Klingon Ninja" or something. haha
do it!
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Old 06-16-2005, 02:55 PM   #18
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Or since I'm close to 100 posts, maybe Klingon Lurker
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Old 06-16-2005, 07:23 PM   #19
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it does look likle it has a million little benz logons on it doesn't it?
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Old 06-16-2005, 07:30 PM   #20
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Okay, I see it now . . took me a second.

Oh my fu#%*&# God, these people are retarded- can you believe they have the balls to charge $199 for shipping on these??!
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Old 06-16-2005, 08:17 PM   #21
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^^ i dont think they have much of a choice. UPS charges by how big a package is and how much it weighs. thing about how big and heavy 4 rims is then ull understand why. but i wouldnt pay $199 for all 4 rims, actualey i wouldnt but em to begin with.
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Old 06-16-2005, 09:05 PM   #22
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No way man, they shouldn't cost any more than about $75.
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Old 06-16-2005, 11:54 PM   #23
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Old 06-17-2005, 06:57 AM   #24
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^^aw shit, here we go, open season. Red alert, prepare to eject the core.

Comes with the territory though . . I work at a science museum, got sucked in
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Old 06-17-2005, 05:24 PM   #25
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^^aw shit, here we go, open season. Red alert, prepare to eject the core.

Comes with the territory though . . I work at a science museum, got sucked in
what a fun job, how many little 2nd graders on field trips do u see daily?
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:05 PM   #26
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Ha ha, you're funny . . You must know something, 'coz this job will make you absolutely hate kids. Never mind the 2nd graders, it's the high school kids you gotta watch out for. If you're talking all ages, try about 2 to 3 thousand kids a day on average, sometimes even as high as 5000. All bent on destroying everything you've worked so hard to design, engineer and fabricate. They don't see it as an educational field trip, they see it as a day off from school.
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:13 PM   #27
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it does look likle it has a million little benz logons on it doesn't it?
that's what i thought
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Old 06-18-2005, 10:05 AM   #28
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that's what i thought
me too. its gross
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Old 06-21-2005, 11:08 PM   #29
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imagine how bad they'd look at speed it would look like the whole thing was our of alignment ther'es absolutely no symetry on those
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