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Old 06-16-2005, 08:20 PM   #16
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32. slowly drift out of your lane then swerve back quickly, repeat 3 or 4 times.

33. stop at a stop sign and recline all the way back.

34.spin donuts in elementary school playgrounds while throwing apples out of your window at children playing .
AHAHAHAHAH i wanna try 34. and ive seen people do 32 alot
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Old 06-16-2005, 08:39 PM   #17
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34 sounds great fun. damn 2nd graders!
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Old 06-17-2005, 01:12 AM   #18
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35. Do the drive and stare at cars in the other lane.
36. Throw ketchup/Taco Bell torn packets at oncoming traffic.
37. Speed up and slow down....blocking in the car next to you. (that royally pisses them off).
38. Keep the same speed with the other car next to you, while sitting in the passing lane.
39. Speed past people on the highway...and then slow wayyy down...and then speed up and pass them. Continue till you get looks or angered drivers. (Actually I do this when test driving cars.)
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Old 06-17-2005, 09:39 PM   #19
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sounds like i'm takin this list on a ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-18-2005, 12:22 AM   #20
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Seriously, i just printed this thread. haha
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i've done more of those than i'd care to admit

69. ROAD HEAD
sorry, i couldn't help it, nobody said it yet, but it popped into everyone's mind even if they didn't want to say it
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