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06-14-2005, 06:18 PM
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Saving George W. Bush
George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing, and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." George W. said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One". The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George W. said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!" The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!" George W. was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you are handicapped." The kid replied, "I will be, after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!" |
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06-14-2005, 07:33 PM
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OMG Awesome!    |
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06-14-2005, 09:44 PM
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AHAHAAH that shows how many like Bush, its funny to watch him f*ck up (since im canadian)
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06-15-2005, 12:13 AM
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hahaha
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06-15-2005, 12:44 AM
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Hahaha. Awesome.
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06-15-2005, 12:46 AM
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Lmfao!
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06-15-2005, 04:37 PM
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haha i have some friends whose dads are really agaist him that much. really. lol
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06-17-2005, 12:01 AM
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Yeah around near where I live a lot of people don't like him.
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