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Old 06-13-2005, 04:09 PM   #1
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You guys should like this:

Since I am going to ATL a few days, I wanted to buy some Fuel Injector Cleaner along with a few other stuff. So I drive to Advance Auto parts, buy my stuff and get out. On my way out, I hear some guy talking to one his friends and he says:

"Look at that, the dumbass made that front tag the wrong way"

I didn't want to say anything to him, but I mean, how stupid would someone have to be to not understand my front tag,
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Old 06-13-2005, 04:31 PM   #2
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hahaha that is pretty funny lol im supprised u didnt say anything. i would have just got a mirror from a chick and walked up and b like "look at the tag in this" and then just walk away and let his stupidity sink in. haha

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Old 06-13-2005, 05:09 PM   #3
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My God, what a moron! Hasn't everyone seen the backwards AMBULANCE before
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Old 06-13-2005, 07:46 PM   #4
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hahahaha lemme guess, he drove a honda, hey, he made one stupid decision, why not make another lol
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Old 06-13-2005, 09:28 PM   #5
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thats a kool plate, howd u have that done?
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Old 06-14-2005, 04:14 PM   #6
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thats a kool plate, howd u have that done?
From Grtpl8s.com great person! The guy is German, and the plates are amde in germany, look at this link and you'll see my car...

http://www.grtpl8s.com/htm/testimonials.html
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Old 06-15-2005, 04:36 PM   #7
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funny story that guy is an idiot. rooz is proud of that plate. i would be too its hot. glad to see your * is working after your name. komodo is the man.
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