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06-11-2005, 01:52 PM
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Anatomy Lesson
First year students at Med school were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, " In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." The Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,"The second important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
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06-11-2005, 01:53 PM
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ahahahaha can we say owned.
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06-11-2005, 04:58 PM
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OMG That is SOOOO hyper owned!!   |
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06-12-2005, 08:49 PM
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ROLF!!!! Ewwwwwwww that's gross. Nice find. |
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06-12-2005, 09:13 PM
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06-13-2005, 04:07 AM
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holy shit! PWNED!  
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06-13-2005, 12:43 PM
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ok i know i may sound like a complete idiot. but what does pwned mean? is it an acronym or just a different version of owned. i was holding out till i saw someone ask what oem meant. no offence but it makes me feel better. lol
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06-13-2005, 09:29 PM
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^^^ its basicly the same
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06-14-2005, 11:10 AM
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i see. thanks
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