A Man Goes Into a Bar...

[komodo]

Man goes in a bar...

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Mexico our glasses so cheap
we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.

The West Virginia boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says,
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"In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.

[xsperf]

the original joke was for cuban cigars and french whine i think, its so lame how people change jokes with their own versions

[witeshark]

Pretty funny just the same

[528man]

haha i like it

[BMWLotAttendant]

LoL.

Good one.

[Spieluhr]

haha, nice.

U.S. Census also just let out that the Hispanic population is by far the largest growing minority in the US.

[DEATH2000]

^^^ stupid mexicans, they need to learn to stop crossing the border, or the US needs to get a bigger fence