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01-20-2008, 04:07 PM
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oldies having sex
A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you? The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows , but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them Ł50, and says goodbye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?' The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. Marriot charge $93. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Healthcare
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01-20-2008, 05:05 PM
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01-20-2008, 05:58 PM
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01-20-2008, 06:23 PM
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01-20-2008, 09:23 PM
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Hahaha |
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01-20-2008, 11:08 PM
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ahaha.
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01-20-2008, 11:57 PM
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thats gooood 
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01-21-2008, 12:34 PM
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Nice
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01-21-2008, 04:03 PM
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uh... 80 year olds having sex... but a good joke nonetheless  |
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01-21-2008, 09:29 PM
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Um, am I the only one here who wants to be having sex at 80+ still?
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01-22-2008, 09:16 AM
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no, I meant watching 80-year-olds having sex |
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02-06-2008, 06:03 AM
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hahaha.. genius coupe
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