Funniest first date story evar

[EnvyM3]

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you
read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!!

We have all had bad dates.. but this takes the cake.

This just tells you how tough it is to be single now a days This was on the
"Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most
embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst
first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took
the prize!

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her
skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no
overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The
outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that
afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour
away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion
suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point
where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or
it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down
and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt
rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side
of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained
from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the
rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon
became aware of another sensation.

As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were
firmly glued against the car's fender.

Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she
attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent
that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered
her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she
was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!"

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then,
as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the
giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her
dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
with a real problem Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into
the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only
one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands
down... or perhaps that should be "pants down."


..And you thought your first date was embarrassing.


Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to being 'pissed off.

[Cellardoor]

AAAHAHAHAHAH thats rediculouse! good story! thanks for sharing!

-Hutch-

[craig]

[528man]

so funny lol