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12-23-2007, 11:13 AM
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Irshman buying sausages
Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?" asked the Irishman, walking up to the counter. The assistant looked at him and asked: "Are you Irish?" "If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?" demanded the Irishman indignantly. "Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?" Then, warming to his theme, he went on: "Or if I asked you for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?" "Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? ! Would Ya? Would Ya?" The assistant said: "Well, no." Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it up a gear. "And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was French?" "What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?" "Well no, I probably wouldn't" conceded the assistant. So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says: "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish sausages?" The assistant replied: "Because you're in Homebase"(DIY Store)
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12-23-2007, 12:01 PM
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12-23-2007, 02:30 PM
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Ehhh...Ok?
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12-23-2007, 03:10 PM
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Hi. The punch line is "Because you're in Homebase"(DIY Store) In the UK Homebase is a store you buy, Do It Yourself Tools eg hammers,nails plumbing,electrical etc.but not sausages.
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12-23-2007, 03:23 PM
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. . so if I told this joke here in the States, would you ask if I was English? And if I changed the punch line to Home Depot, would you ask if I was American? 
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