A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a
London lawyer and is certain that he has a better
education than any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and
at the Glasgow cops expense!!
Glasgow cop says," License and registration, please."
London Lawyer says, "What for?"
Glasgow cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at
the stop sign."
London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was
Glasgow cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete
stop. License and registration, please."
London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, you have to come
to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal
difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and
registration; and you give me the ticket.
If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle. The Glasgow cop
takes out his baton and starts beating the F__K out of the lawyer and
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"
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