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here is the call of the story behind it, keep in mind, it is 27 minutes long(this is proof people that answer these phones, even the 'supervisors' have no idea what in the hell they are talking about) http://verizonmath.blogspot.com/
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I keep forgetting that - I have a great memory but it doesn't last long
Do you recognize that 1 cent is different from 1 dollar?
Yes
Do you recognize that half a cent is different from half a dollar?
Yes
Do you recognize that .002 cents is different from .002 dollars?
NO
WTF?!
EDIT: and lol, in the end, she says "obviously this is a difference in opinion..." LOL, difference in opinion, hahaha
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I keep forgetting that - I have a great memory but it doesn't last long
The ad is for Verizon home phone service, and the theme is "It's on". The message of the ad tries to imply that during a power outage their subscriber's phones remain "on", while phones on their up and coming competitor's VoIP systems will presumably be "off" . . . all throughout the ad the Verizon customers are happily using their phones and we are supposed to assume that it wouldn't matter with Verizon whether or not the power was out. Of course I find it interesting that most if not all of the "customers" shown are using cordless phones (not mobile phones, cordless home phones). The last time I checked when the power goes out the base station powers off rendering cordless phones as useless as a phone plugged into a cable VoIP phone - a little oversight there maybe?
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That was actually the most entertaining 27 minutes of customer service ever, although if it were me personally, i would have blown my top after having to explain how to carry a zero fro the Umpteenth time.
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