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A Chinese man marries his virgin Chinese bride. On their wedding night he says to her, “ I Wuve you. Me be very gentle wiff you. Me Wuve you sooo much”.
Knowing that she has no experience in bed, he rents a porno movie. To not make her feel uncomfortable he tells her he will be back in two hours. He inserts the DVD into the player and leaves. He knows that after 2 hours his wife will be “ready” for him.
After 2 hours he returns and finds his wife covered with the bed sheet from nose to her toes. The only thing visible was her eyes which were fixed on the porno playing on TV. He approaches her and again tells her how gentle he would be with her.
He says “Me Wuve you, Me do anything wu want”. She tells him “Me wanta number 69”. He looks at her confused and says “A Brow-ckley beef and egg woll”?
Nuke (n): a large firework that makes pretty lights and large lakes out of annoying countries.
You have three choices, stand behind our troops, grab a gun and toe the line with our troops, or stand in front of them, they can use the extra armor.
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