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Chris 08-17-2007 05:18 AM

On the Beach
 
One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach.

But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.

Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"

The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."

He soon falls asleep.

Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.

Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."

Rooz 08-17-2007 10:19 AM

:lmao hilarious!

witeshark 08-17-2007 10:30 AM

OMG :laugh

RSF5 08-17-2007 10:55 AM

ouch.

MTurboPower3 08-17-2007 11:51 AM

funny as hell

denyo77 08-17-2007 02:44 PM

ouch +1

RSF5 08-17-2007 02:51 PM

I've burnt my scrotum, that's nothing to laugh about.

celsdogg 08-17-2007 03:38 PM

^^^ how the he11 did you do that?

maybe we dont wanna know.

Cellardoor 08-17-2007 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by celsdogg
^^^ how the he11 did you do that?

lets just say those crabs were entrenched..... But he showed them!

-Hutch-

Kasei 08-17-2007 04:59 PM

....thats funny and painful.


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