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DINANized3 08-13-2007 05:08 PM

Pickin Chicks Up In The BMW
 
One day on the farm while the farmer is gone the horse gets stuck in the mud puddle the pigs wallow in.The horse is screaming for someone to help him help!help!help! hes yelling.Well the little chicken hears him and runs over to help,but she is too small to pull the big horse out.So she gets an idea to borrow the farmers ///M3.She hops in backs it up to the puddle and tells the horse to bite onto the bumper and she pulls him out of the muck.The horse is ever so grateful and thanks the chicken.Well things go on as they normally do on the farm untill the chicken gets stuck n the mud puddle.The chicken screams Help!Help!Help! and the horse hears her and comes running.His first thought is to runn and get the ///M3 but he remembers something and straddles the puddle and drops his penis down and tells the chicken bite on and he pulls her free.THE MORAL TO THE STORY IS IF YOUR HUNG LIKE A HORSE YOU DON'T NEED A ///M3 TO PICK UP CHICKS!

witeshark 08-13-2007 05:14 PM

OMG that's good :clap :laugh

DINANized3 08-13-2007 05:17 PM

I am the new resident comedian lots more where that came from lol.Hope everyone enjoys it.

Kasei 08-13-2007 05:59 PM

...................:lol I like that.

Rooz 08-13-2007 07:15 PM

:lmao old joke, but amazing! lol

MTurboPower3 08-13-2007 10:00 PM

ahahahha

denyo77 08-14-2007 02:04 PM

harharhar
having both is probably best, huh?


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