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08-13-2007, 08:54 AM
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$100 Tattoo
This is from c1apton: Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." Larry is recovering in room 232 at Duke Medical Center, Durham, North Carolina. Visiting hours are between 1p.m. and 2 p.m. (I.C.U.).
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(She's "schoolin'" the boyZ)
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08-13-2007, 09:19 AM
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08-13-2007, 10:14 AM
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08-13-2007, 10:28 AM
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08-13-2007, 12:57 PM
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lolzors
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08-13-2007, 01:51 PM
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hahahahaaha |
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08-13-2007, 02:04 PM
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HAHAHA good ol c1apton even though hes gone you can still count on him for laugh.
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08-13-2007, 02:42 PM
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yeah  let's build a c1apton memorial  |
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08-13-2007, 03:20 PM
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oh my didn't see that coming |
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08-13-2007, 04:34 PM
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Great one, +1 to the C1apton Memorial. |
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08-13-2007, 06:30 PM
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Pretty fun joke there what happened to the guy he die?
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08-13-2007, 06:42 PM
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No, he's just on on these forums much lately |
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08-13-2007, 06:59 PM
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^  +2 on C1 Memorial
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08-14-2007, 02:08 PM
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clapton didn't die... he has left |
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