What's Going On In Different Car Forums
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05-19-2005, 09:52 PM
What's Going On In Different Car Forums
This joke has been around for a while, but I figured it needed to posted here too. This is hilarious.
What's going on in the car forums?
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - - Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums
- - - Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
- - - When's the last time yours ran?
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe forum
- - - Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)
Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)
Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
- - - Will this void my warranty?
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?
Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
05-19-2005, 10:52 PM
hahah, like the hummer forum, and also the lambo forums
Originally Posted by
I keep forgetting that - I have a great memory but it doesn't last long
CRS disease = Can't Remeber Shit
05-22-2005, 11:44 AM
ahah thats a first for me. how do i remove it safetly? haha
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