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06-30-2007, 05:25 PM
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The "Lighter Side" of Immigration
Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp each holding a sign.* Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.* Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. Jose says, "Look at your sign,*it says, "I have no work, a wife & 6 kids to support." * "*Now, look at mine." * Carlos looks at Jose's sign.* "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico!" |
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06-30-2007, 05:40 PM
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A world's best!   |
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06-30-2007, 07:24 PM
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class  the same applies here in the uk, but i would be accused of racsism if i was to say so.............. |
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06-30-2007, 08:46 PM
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I don't have a racisim problem (those who know me,know I jest) but I do have a prejudice problem - I'm prejudice against STUPID people "Stupidity should be painful" |
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06-30-2007, 09:08 PM
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ahaha.
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07-01-2007, 05:57 AM
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what is a mexican without a lawn mower? jobless |
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07-01-2007, 06:55 AM
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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US |
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07-01-2007, 02:57 PM
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Hey, and don't forget the guys that "Burlee speek inglich and hab faib yob, tanks to Joseph Mencias 7 dais tu WetBak Inglich DVD".
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07-02-2007, 06:47 AM
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07-02-2007, 02:25 PM
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^^ |
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