The "Lighter Side" of Immigration
 

Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp each holding a sign.* Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.* Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day.


Jose says, "Look at your sign,*it says, "I have no work, a wife & 6 kids to support."
*
"*Now, look at mine."
*
Carlos looks at Jose's sign.* "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico!"

A world's best! :lol :lmao

class :lol3 the same applies here in the uk, but i would be accused of racsism if i was to say so..............

I don't have a racisim problem (those who know me,know I jest) but I do have a prejudice problem - I'm prejudice against STUPID people

"Stupidity should be painful"

ahaha.

what is a mexican without a lawn mower?




jobless

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US

Hey, and don't forget the guys that "Burlee speek inglich and hab faib yob, tanks to Joseph Mencias 7 dais tu WetBak Inglich DVD". :lol

can't forget this one:

http://files.unitedbimmer.com/ub.c/c1apton/SoMF.mp3

^^