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>We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is
>important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime
>outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man
>will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
>When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
>put into motion:
>(1) The woman buys the food.
>(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
>(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
>with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
>who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
>Here comes the important part:
>(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
>(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
>(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
>thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with
>(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
>(8) The woman cuts the meat, prepares the plates, salad, bread,
>utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
>(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
>And most important of all:
>(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
>(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
>seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
lol good one c1apton, im only 17yrs old, no beer and titty bars for this fellow leagally haha. we usualy just sit on my friends deck when his mom is out of town on business and get the crew together with a 14 pk of heinekens. sounds good to me!
lol c1apton, sounds like you have tons of experiance in this field of food and drink. heineken and eggs benedict for breakfeast? what a way to start the fuckin day!
ah back home in eastern europe in croatia its different. as long as you got the dough you got your alcohol smokes whatever.