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06-03-2007, 03:58 PM
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based on a true story.....
This guy is in line at the super market when he notices this gorgeous blond behind him has just raised her hand and is waving at him and smiling hello. He is stunned that such a beauty would be waving at him,and although she is a little familiar he cannot place where he might know her from,so he says,"Sorry do you know me?" She replies "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children" He panics and his mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful." Christ" he says, "Are you the stripper at my bachelor party that I had on the pool table in front of all my mates,while your partner whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse?" "NO" she replies, "I'm your sons English Teacher" |
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06-03-2007, 04:04 PM
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