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Post up anything funny you find online here. Could be flash videos, amusing websites, text jokes, anything.

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Old 05-17-2005, 11:13 PM   #1
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fun for the whole family!



Hamster fights GO!
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.
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Old 05-17-2005, 11:17 PM   #2
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Old 05-17-2005, 11:28 PM   #3
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Cheap BUN BUN knock-offs is all
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Old 05-17-2005, 11:33 PM   #4
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Damn funny! HAHAHAHA
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Old 05-18-2005, 09:27 AM   #5
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Old 05-18-2005, 09:36 AM   #6
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my guinea pig didn't need a knife her teeth would slice you right open - it hurt very much

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Old 05-18-2005, 12:32 PM   #7
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my guinea pig didn't need a knife her teeth would slice you right open - it hurt very much

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Old 05-18-2005, 01:19 PM   #8
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guinea pig.....two nasty words = one nasty bastard

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Old 05-18-2005, 01:55 PM   #9
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hahahahhahahahahhaw, wow this forum just gets funnier and funnier
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:16 PM   #10
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Old 05-18-2005, 07:01 PM   #11
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lol, good one
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Old 05-18-2005, 07:41 PM   #12
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Old 05-18-2005, 07:43 PM   #13
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one!
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Old 05-18-2005, 10:15 PM   #14
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Old 05-19-2005, 01:54 AM   #15
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i think i'll do that with my chinchilla and let it run around the house
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