A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman
and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just
ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special
day for me, I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!"
says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses
the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and
today my gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man .. "I'm a chicken farmer,
and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled and said,
"What a coincidence..."