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Would You Remarry?
Would You Remarry?
Think Long and Hard! A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question. Wife: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" Husband: "Definitely not!" Wife: "Why not - don't you like being married?" Husband: "Of course I do." Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" Husband: "Okay, I'd get married again." Wife: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face). Husband: (makes audible groan). Wife: "Would you live in our house?" Husband: "Sure, it's a great house." Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" Husband: "Where else would we sleep?" Wife: "Would you let her drive my car?" Husband: "Probably, it is almost new." Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" Husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?" Husband: "No, she's left-handed." Wife: -- silence -- Husband: "Shit." |
Wow :clap :lol
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crazy woman and their tricks. |
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