A man is driving along a highway

[stevo]

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across

the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately

the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as

well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has

become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The

driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man

crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car

and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The blonde says, "Don't worry." runs to her car and pulls out a spray

can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays

the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the

two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit

stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another

10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and

repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,

"What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says..

(Are you ready for this?)


(Are you sure?)


(This is bad!)


(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)


(You know you could just click off and not read the punch line....)


(You can still delete it)


(You know you're gonna be sorry)


(Last chance)


(OK, here it is)


It says,

"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."

[witeshark]

[Dudesky]

[ibiza]

Lol

[94bmw325i]

haha

[MFactor164]

[MTurboPower3]

WOW that is corny

[Skilario]

haha i literally lol'ed

[denyo77]

[Exilion]