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Old 05-15-2005, 08:22 PM   #1
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women drivers.

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Old 05-15-2005, 08:22 PM   #2
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why didnt the [IMG] thing work? lol
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Old 05-15-2005, 08:31 PM   #3
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Old 05-15-2005, 09:13 PM   #4
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Wow! Well... there ya have it!
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Old 05-15-2005, 09:14 PM   #5
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have what? lol
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Old 05-15-2005, 09:31 PM   #6
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holy shit a brand new 6 owned by a dumb woman!
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Old 05-16-2005, 01:27 AM   #7
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Old 05-16-2005, 07:19 AM   #8
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Old 05-16-2005, 07:02 PM   #9
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man, thats a shame to see a 6 hurt like that, thtas why im not letting people drive my cars
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Old 05-17-2005, 09:37 AM   #10
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man, thats a shame to see a 6 hurt like that, thtas why im not letting people drive my cars

Me too,I will never let ma friends drive my bimmer ,Except for my dad,mom and sister.I hate it when mechanic wants to test the car and will bring it for a ride.
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Old 05-17-2005, 09:55 AM   #11
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How is that 6er pic possible? Think it's a PS?
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Old 05-17-2005, 12:41 PM   #13
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Old 05-17-2005, 02:00 PM   #14
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The 645 is barely hurt and the HUMMER is turned on it's side and all bashed up....
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Old 05-18-2005, 05:06 PM   #15
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Pretty funny, love that cop one, and yes, the 6 one seems a little odd, I mean, for one what Komodo said, and two, When my airbags deploid in my stang, even though, it didn't hit my face, I had a hard time walking for a few minutes from the hit, and those two chicks (fine ass ladies might I hadd btw, lol) seem to be just fine....
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