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Old 12-16-2005, 11:00 PM   #16
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the DSC. when things go wrong, I keep the asshole at the wheel from totally fucking up the car.
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Old 12-17-2005, 02:34 AM   #17
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I'd want to be a spoiler. Like the roller coaster example, I get the best ride. And at high speeds, I'm functional, helping the car stay on the road. At low speeds, I just look cool and add to the BMW style.
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Old 12-17-2005, 07:21 AM   #18
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unless you're one of those huge rice ones. Then everyone just thinks that you're an idiot.
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Old 12-17-2005, 08:58 AM   #19
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unless you're one of those huge rice ones. Then everyone just thinks that you're an idiot.
That's funny... Ever notice those ricers w/ "towel racks" (if you step back and look at them) look like baby strollers or a shopping cart. Same difference Or you could view it positively: it's a warning that the guy driving is a MORON and to avoid getting near him.
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Old 12-17-2005, 11:37 AM   #20
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I'd be the roundel. I started everything, and people respect you. Plus as some have mentioned, you get one hell of a view while driving.
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Old 12-17-2005, 01:13 PM   #21
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Old 12-17-2005, 01:53 PM   #22
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torque.. do i know you?
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Old 12-17-2005, 04:31 PM   #23
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i figured torque would be the horn so he could beep at everyone and piss them off.
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Old 12-20-2005, 12:35 PM   #24
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I'd be the roundel. I started everything, and people respect you. Plus as some have mentioned, you get one hell of a view while driving.
Don't forget that you will be stolen.
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Old 12-20-2005, 01:34 PM   #25
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..dude if someone stole my roundel i would be fucking pissed. who would do that?
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Old 12-21-2005, 02:34 PM   #26
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^^^Ricers would.

Back on topic. I'ld be the e-brake handle. Think about it...what other stick gets yanked all the time, and the right button always gets pushed?

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Old 12-21-2005, 06:36 PM   #27
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everyone makes these sexual comments, but think about it, a dude is most likely driving. and hes probibly old and fat.
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Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
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Old 12-22-2005, 10:24 AM   #28
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well, perhaps we could get lucky and be a part on Teg's cars, or linds, or any other ladies on the forums...

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Old 12-31-2005, 06:20 PM   #29
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