Stupid things you've done in a car
 

Use the cellphone while driving:D

Me too, though very carefully :)

... never use the cell phone while driving.




drifting the car.

intercourse while driving? :p

all at the same time: drinking(non alcoholic of course), messing with my ipod, talking on cellphone, and driving aggressivly... heh

i killed a hooker once....

driving with one hand :dunno

iv driven entirely with my left hand and right foot. keep in mind i have a standard

my aunt sometimes drives with her knees 0_0 lol

actualy, the dumbest thing iv ever done is let go of the stearing wheel entirely for a little wile (to open a bottle of mountain dew. lol)

Pleasure myself

pass a cop.

offroading, drifting (not very well), drive on twisty roads with my knees at around 45 mph because I was eating subway on the way to a friends house.

ran very slowly into the workbench in my garage. oops. no damage though or i would of cried.

Me and my buddies used to race down "I" street in the town I lived in. On clear nights, with a full moon, we would race down with just running lights on, no headlights, just so you didn't run into the other guy. We all knew that road so well, we could do that. Then, some knuckle-fuck decided to get high, and try it. This road has a mountain side on one side, and a cliff which leads to a dry riverbed on the other. Needless to say, he found the cliff, then he found wherever it is that you go when you die. It was really fun when they were working on it, because there were all these little mounds of dirt that you could get airborne off of. Good times.