Rules of your ride
I know I have some "unspoken" rules in my car but do you guys? If so what are they? Some of you have to have some pretty insane rules cause I know I am anal about my car, however sometimes my rules are... "overlooked" upon, lol.
No food or beverages, unless if car is parked and there is plenty of napkins
No muddy shoes
No Smoking at all!
No sweaty passengers
No smelly passengers
No one seats in back seat unless if emergency or hot chicks, and even in that case, no fat people in the back seat EVER
Never touch the windows
Understand that all the cars around are actually going slower and we are going the speed limit, so don't tell me I'm speeding.
Touching Cd player is ok, everyhting else is violation of car's privacy, lol
No leaning on the car, unless if it's a chick and am on her.
Close the door by pushing the door handle, it's called a door handle for a reason!
No one besides me shall ever drive the car, unless they are an authorized mechanic
Don't mess with my climate control. If you're uncomfortable, tell me, and I'll do what I can to make your ride more comfortable while not sacrificing my comfort.
Do not spay anything at the car, even water.
You break it, you buy it.
Driver comes first, unless some sort of sexual favors are involved.
I have a pretty short list but here they are:
No Food or Drink EVER
No muddy feet
Dont get in the way of my shifting (people always have a knee right by 5th so i punch it and then shift)
Dont change the radio if its something I like
You do not get to drive it unless I know you and that I know you know how to drive a stick
Don't tell me not to speed/cut across parking lots
No Smoking ever.
These rules have for the most part kept my 16 year old baby looking Very good.
no food no drink EVER, unless you're me and my brother after hoceky, but that is all
No touchy feely, unless i'm involved... i'm not a chauffer get a room
nobody drives my car but me. NOBODY.
no dirty people or shoes
It enters my car, you take it out of my car. no questions asked. its left, its MINE.
i'm in the drivers seat. you're not. get a clue.
don't touchy my air (unless yoru a hot chick/gf/special friend)
don't touch my radio (see parenthesis above)
no feet on the back of my seats
NOBODY sits in the center seat in the back, my rear window is hard enough to see through without your big head in my way.
NOTHING on the dash, I repeat, NOTHING on the dash
if you piss me off i WILL leave you on the side of the road
No smelly passengers
No food and drinks in the car
No smoking in the car
No Dirty shoes or whatsoever.
Nobody drive my car except for parents and sister.
Get in, sit down, hold on, and dont fuck with the stereo.
If u dont like the way i drive dont ride with me
Dont complain about my speeding or i will let u out and u can walk
-only certain females may play with the stereo
-if it gets left in MY car its MINE
-dont play with the seats
most of the good ones have been covered
Ass, grass or gas.. noone rides for free.
^^ love your rules Donald :D
rule #1: quit your bitching. I know what i'm doing.
rule #2: no eating, drinking, or touching ANYTHING
rule #3: fuck with my car, and I fuck with you.
-No sitting on, leaning on, it's not your chair!
-Open by the handle and close with inside one, also don't rub your shoes, boots or WTF ever on the rocker panels or on side skirts! Hate those scuffs.
-No eating, drinking, driving, trying to ask to drive it NO FKIN WAY! Just me.
- Don't touch the tunes unless you like sore fingers.
-Buckle up, shut the fuck up, and hold the fuck on.
yeah, my number rule which i actually forgot is shut the fuck up i know what i'm doing.
i've taken driving school, audi driving experience and have been driving cars for years before i got my license, i'm not inexperienced don't treat me like i have my permit and you're my mommy.
wow u guys are way too harsh and care about ur cars wayy too much
no smoking, def no smoking
just dont be a freakin retard, ok?
i did the audi driving experience too. that was a hell of a time. Next up is hopefully the M School in Spartanburg. anyone know how much it costs?
A couple of grand I think, they did give it to you and a guest if you bought the last m5 (i believe anyway)
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