Rules of your ride

[94bmw325i]

people try to eat in my car, so I say hell no! People always touch my headunit trying to turn it up whenever some rap is on the radio, I have to tell them what part of my speakers are almost blown do you not fucking understand? Kinda annoying when it's almost everytime...

[Red_Rocket]

No food or drink except for people who respect how much i like my car

No touching the windows

No dicking with the radio except for me

No critizizing my driving, cause I know half the bitches i drive around cant drive for shit

No hooking up in the back, unless it is me or if i am getting road head.

And most of all NO FUCKING WITH THE SEATS. ( changing position, unless your legs are seriously longer than 5 feet)

[Antiburn]

If your gona throw up open the window.

Thats about it.

[Dudesky]

My main rule: Don't slam the fucking door!!!

[TJsBimm]

Yes guy on not slammin the door. Hate that shit.

[Longhairedhippy]

Originally Posted by TJsBimm

Yes guy on not slammin the door. Hate that shit.

quoted for truth.

[Numark318i]

no rubbing the cars paint..people really think its kool to rubb your dirty car..wtf
dont put shit on my car(it will slide off anyways..wax bitches)
seat belts
dont hang out the window while im driving moutain roads
doors dont open until i stop
no smoke
critique my driving..if i look like im going to hit something you should prolly tell me..but if you bitch ill be pissed
dont touch me while im driving(there are obvious exceptions to this) or i will slam on my brakes and kick you out. (i have done it)

[Chris]

my biggest rule is language. I didn't mention this earlier. but there are certain things i don't tolerate and excessive language and ANY racism is a no no i'll kick you out in a heartbeat

[Hoppy]

seatbelts.
no yelling out the windows
no throwing things unless i aprove ( sometimes, its cool to see a bouncy ball hit a highway sign at 60)
no fucking around with the windows, the cars more than likely older than you, respect the window moters
sit down, and shut up.

[witeshark]

No smoking. Do not touch the radio!

[komodo]

Haha, I don't know how I missed this thread... lol

You guys pretty much covered it all. My rules:

1) No slamming doors
2) There are 4 buttons on the cd player/radio you can touch... forward, back, pause, and mute (it toggles the volume down way low if they wanna talk or something). Do NOT mess with the volume constantly, or mess up my EQ settings, or whatever.
3) No muddy anything
4) No wet guys (girls are an exception... natalie if you read this remember that day coming back from the pool standing out the sunroof? haha)
5) Eating/drinking is okay, but if you spill something, you accept the fact that i'll bitch you out and make you clean it up PERFECTLY.
6) No girls drive my car with clothes on (tradition: actually enforced) and never over 20mph, and never around any other cars (ex: open parking lot) in that case.
7) Chris and Zak are the only guys allowed to drive my car.
8) I don't move until everyone has their seatbelts on
9) No hooking up of other friends in my car with their gf/bf's
10) If you don't like speeding, take a taxi.
11) Relax, I won't hit anything
12) No smoking
13) No really, really drunk people (for fear of throwing up)

I think that's about it.

[DEATH2000]

Originally Posted by komodo

4) No wet guys (girls are an exception... natalie if you read this remember that day coming back from the pool standing out the sunroof? haha)

care to go into more detail about that?

[komodo]

Originally Posted by DEATH2000

care to go into more detail about that?

Nope.

[Chris]

how often do you enforce the first part of #6??? hmmm?

[komodo]

Originally Posted by chrisdoesntknow

how often do you enforce the first part of #6??? hmmm?

You haven't heard any of those stories? haha, I'm surprised. ChrisW actually CALLED me once during one such drive. Remind me later on to catch you up. haha