I never want a daughter, I would kill any dude that looked at her... seriously... I'll have a 12-gauge ready...
breakstand with my little girl in there... fuck u, BANG!
he asked you to the prom and "chill" for the weekend? Fuck no! BANG!
he kissed you where? BANG!
YOUR PREGNANT????? Where's my fuckin Bazooka!
Please, no girls.... please....