i pledge allegiance to this couch
of pats nasty dorm room
And to the sofa on which I sit
One cushion, under which we found 100$
With smokes and booze for all
Here! Gather round all. I shall tell you a story of college awesomeness! Today, after dinner while sitting on the couch, and its glorious, boatful floral fabric my friend inquires as to if I had seen his game boy. So I say "did you check under the cushions?" since after all were in college so if it’s not under the cushions, laundry or pile of empty pizza boxes. It probably gets drenched in beer and is no good. So we begin to search under the cushions. My friend sticks his hand between the base and back. And pulls out a good old green back. He does a double take, initially thinking its a 10. then sees that extra zero. and with out a word. holds it up for me to see.. 100 american green backs!
we both stare in amazement. then start screaming like retards (hey its college, and were broke) we procede to tear the couch apart, hoping this couch we found on the side of the road was part of soem elaborate money laundering scheme . alas it was not, but we got 100$ out of it!. so we went and bought what all good college kids get... books! haha im kidding. we got booze
the funny thing is, just a few days ago we were talking about possibly having to throw the couch out at the end of the year for lack of summer storage... this couch just won its right to live for a LONG time to come