[Hoppy]

so there was like a 8 mile deep traffic jam on the mass pike today. obviously it started right AFTER the rest stop and exit. so i slow right down to.... stop. and sit there for a while. the engine is starting to heat up ( shut up, its old. it gets to do that) so i decide to move into the right lane cause it seems to be moving a little faster and just incase i need to pull over and turn off to cool down.

so i get in the right lane, open my windows and sunroof,crank the heat and undress the hot chick in the eclipse with my eyes. and soem one blows by in the break down lane! now i HATE that. so i wait till i see the next one coming and i pull 1/2 into the break down to block him. the guys behind me figure out what im doing, so they get nice and close so he cant pull in behind me. by now guys a few cars back have caught on and the guy im blocking backs off and gets back in line, as do i. next thing i see is another car coming! too fast for me to just, jump infront of it so i let him go, but a gold SUV a few cars infront of me picks up the slack. then the guys behind me block soem more. it was great cause the people imediatly behind me caught on and kept the jerk from jumping back in line and any ones i let slip by the guys in front caught them