Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon
be available in liquid form and will be marketed by
Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as
a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
and it gives new meaning to the terms "cocktails",
"highballs" and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of,
Yep, you guessed it,
"MOUNT & DO"