haha. i like the cop joke some one posted a while ago
cop turns on his lights to pull a guy over. the guy kinda hesitates, trying to decide if to run or pull over... and after a mile or two , pulls over
cop walks up to the window and says "its the end of my shift and i dont want to stay and do paper work. so if you can give me one good reason why you ran from me and il let you go."
the guy sits there for a minutes, and goes... "well last week my wife ran off with a cop... i was afraid you were trying to give her back"
cop just gets back in his car and drives off laughing
You know your a drunkard if you...
Think box wine is great; eagerly awaiting box whiskey.
Originally Posted by RSF5
Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.