Okay, I'm coming home from a friend's house tonight, and decided to get some grub. Stopped over at White Castle, and ordered a couple of bacon cheeseburgers & fries, and the chick at the drive in says, "Okay, just jump in front of the other cars on line to the window, because they all have big orders, and yours will come up before theirs".
I jump in front like she says, and at first no one is paying me no mind. But the guys in the cars are starting to take a shit fit, because I cut in front. So it dawns on me that these cocksuckers played a joke on me, so I pull out off the front of the line.
Well, lookie here . . . just so happens that my girlfriend borrowed my car this afternoon, and did an entertainment gig at a birthday party . . made ice cream out of some basic ingredients and liquid nitrogen- still had half a tank left. I also keep a balaclava (full face mask, except for the eyes) in the car for when I run on cold mornings. If any of you folks are familiar with LN2, you know where I was about to go with this
I put the mask on, walked into the place with the liquid nitrogen tank, and poured the shit right out onto the floor, and took off . . the place was filled with white smoke in a mere few seconds, and as I drove off, I saw everyone running out of the place through my rearview mirror . . .yyyyyeeeeeeaahh biotches!!