I was forced to follow a garbage truck this morning most of the way to work. 5mph, and he wasn't even picking up garbage. Why do they do this during rush hour?! The when he finally turned off, some asswipe honks at me from behind as soon as the light turns green. I'm gonna need to carry a carton of eggs wherever I go from now on, that way I can chuck them at all the idiots out there . . . On second thought better make that 2 cartons.