Originally Posted by komodo
The top one, Chuck Norris waits for who? You? You know Chuck Norris? His karate moves, or movies, or excercise info-mercials?
The 2nd one? Club sandwiches, you eat those. Seals, I'm confused? Seals of an envelope? Seals like the animals that swim in the ocean? Why would you want to beat a sandwich in which you eat, but obviously not seals?