yeah... wouldn't that be handy home protection?
Cop: so, where is the intruder you called about?
You: oh, I shot him with this here gun when he jumped at me. He is over there on the wall. I have crowbars in the garage if you need them. Or you could just use the jaws of life.
Just smile and wave boys, just smile and wave.
First we feast..... Then we felony!
All behold my magical cheating powers!
Man, when I first joined, all we had was two sticks and a rock... And we had to share the rock!